Russian Navy

I see they're at it again. Truth of the matter is, Vlad the Lad is willy waving again. Why do the British government's propaganda news channel persist in its scaremongering piffle? If Vlad the Lad wanted to invade our Island he could do it in a heartbeat. Our dwindling military are so thinly spread (even …

Too Much Monkey Business Mona’s face looked almost human. Her doe-like eyes sparkled with glee when she stretched her furry neck skyward to take in the sight of the rainbow mountain which towered in front of her. Little Lisa held onto her mum’s underbelly with ease when Mona took a leap up to the first …

Johnny Remember Me (Trans at art class) I don’t exactly know what, Mrs Farquhar and the new lady were talking about, but when I heard the old bag with straggly grey hair whisper, “the biggest cock I’ve ever seen.” - it made me think of, Billy Benson being clever talking about packs of three while …